Leg Press Philosophy

Hey, are you done?

No, I don’t think I’ll be done for a while. Maybe forever. 

I was talking about the leg press...

As was I!

You won’t be done with the leg press forever?

Well yes. It’s inconceivable to imagine my future or even the possibilities of my future without the leg press, can you understand that?

No, no I cannot.

Well, that’s a shame. What I’m saying is that it is becoming. How I speak to the leg press, is becoming. It’s poetry, its life, it’s death! You know what can you stack another 20 on each side? 

Ummmmmm sure

My legs won’t grow!!! I will stay here till they do. Till my quads separate and my glutes glow. Hey, you know to go the gym you need to learn a new language, they teach it on TikTok now. Once you learn it, you get paid entry into a very sophisticated and rich world. To make a muscle you must break a muscle. How poetic is that? 

It sounds like some testosterone supremist bullshit. 

That’s what a cardio bunny would say. But anyway, its true. Its science. I’m a science-based lifter. 

But you’re a poet...

I’m both, I can be both you know!

So what are you listening to? 

Chicken Talk by Gucci Mane

That’s what you listen to when you lift?

Silence- lifting taking place 

Are you done now?

Put on another 20